My name is is Craig Anthony Hoelzer. I tell jokes. I live in Atlanta,

top5funniest:

Pete Holmes’ ‘Nice Try, The Devil’ Preview

Cannot wait!

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popculturebrain:

The Cast Of “Wayne’s World” Reunited | BuzzFeed

I’ve seen this movie 279 times. Seriously.

popculturebrain:

The Cast Of “Wayne’s World” Reunited | BuzzFeed

I’ve seen this movie 279 times. Seriously.

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Hollywood’s Grauman’s Chinese Theatre To Convert Into Third Largest IMAX Theater in North America | /Film

…cool?

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theclearlydope:

Don’t cry during football, don’t cry during football, don’t cry dur—shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Cried

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I do not fear death

kylekinane:

alisonagosti:

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I will pass away sooner than most people who read this, but that doesn’t shake my sense of wonder and joy

Don’t have much to say in the way of his movie reviews, but as far as looking back at life and offering advice on how to do it best, I give Roger Ebert two thumbs way up.

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"Thank you. Forty-six years ago on April 3, 1967, I became the film critic for the Chicago Sun-Times. Some of you have read my reviews and columns and even written to me since that time. Others were introduced to my film criticism through the television show, my books, the website, the film festival, or the Ebert Club and newsletter. However you came to know me, I’m glad you did and thank you for being the best readers any film critic could ask for.

So on this day of reflection I say again, thank you for going on this journey with me. I’ll see you at the movies."

- Roger Ebert’s Last Post (via popculturebrain)

This one really sucks.

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theclearlydope:

Me: I owe this dog money.
Friend: How much?
Me: A shit load. A shit load of money.

theclearlydope:

Me: I owe this dog money.

Friend: How much?

Me: A shit load. A shit load of money.

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sparklesorelce:

First of like 20 promotional posters for the atl comedians that trusted me to do this for them. Real mad love for Jake Head and the guy OR girl who let me cheat by using their volcano photo from the 80’s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VPcPCwK_G0&list=FLfSWPazoypn3gzhTtfgcXaA&index=4

Dayne! I want one!

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shalewa:

saucier on the ladder.

This guy. I’m a big fan of this guy.

shalewa:

saucier on the ladder.

This guy. I’m a big fan of this guy.

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